Angry Conzie

I'll Miss You, Conan!

Don't fret, Conan, you'll come back one day
As will your staff and the Max Weinberg 7, damn straight
Andy'll be at your side just like old times
And so will the Masturbating Bear, Triumph and Vomiting Kermit alright
You may not, however, be hosting the Tonight Show it seems
They did the same to Letterman, but he got the Late Show, so fuck NBC
Ever since Carson left, Leno and that rainbow peacock have been bedding each other for years
But when you get your own REAL show, wherever that may be
Your ratings through the roof, will cock-block those suckers and you will forever be freeeee
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