I am not a person, I am a place A place where you live in harmony In romance, in ecstasy Where love is sleeping on the crevice of your neck Or in the next room awaiting your embrace
I make you feel things that aren't returned I make you imagine things that aren't real Some philosophers even question if I am real I persist to make your dreams reality I intertwine your ambitions with your feelings
But I am also a place of destruction Destroying your self-worth, self-awareness I am the deity of anxiety, insecurity I dictate your darkest emotions Your somber brooding
I can make you feel alive and I'll make you feel more than dead I can make you feel anger and hate I can bring back memories of sweet love and innocence And make you believe it was all a lie, an illusion That you will never be loved, only used
I am your goddess, your demon I am your ecstasy, your depressive disorder I am your wit, your dummy I am your healer, your torment I am your Mind, your only mind
Your mind is your worst enemy, A She-devil She will make you think, feel, believe Sometimes the most grotesque Thoughts, emotions, ideas And have you believe them to be real
But oftentimes she is also your only ally, your goddess Of ideas, goodwill and love She'll have you thinking beyond dangerous cliffs That you can create a world of no suffering That you can feel the emotions of a forest That you can believe life begins from a kiss
All such impractical thoughts When reviewed by an observer None of those can be implemented in reality, they say But she will have you think differently Whether she is right or wrong Or whether she feels loving or inhumane
She is insane. She doesn't know how to bring you back to reality She is stuck, there is no median No moderate scale of comfort or discomfort There is either ugly self-torment Or unrealistic ecstasy
Both fade quickly Into an endless sea of emptiness The only thing that remains Is a barren feeling Just her own apathy And then the cycle repeats
At what age do you think kids should start dating? How old were you when you went on your first date? Was there anything you would change about the experience? How do you think it shaped your expectations?
How do you think President Obama is doing so far? If you're an American citizen, would you vote the same way (whether for or against)? If you're not, what's your take on Obama's performance? Did his State of the Union address sway your opinion in any way?
I don't know about Obama anymore. He seems to make a lot of promises that would only work in an idealistic world...but then again, that's how most politicians are. And he's extremely moderate...unlike how his campaign AND the Republican campaign made him out to be.
Don't fret, Conan, you'll come back one day As will your staff and the Max Weinberg 7, damn straight Andy'll be at your side just like old times And so will the Masturbating Bear, Triumph and Vomiting Kermit alright You may not, however, be hosting the Tonight Show it seems They did the same to Letterman, but he got the Late Show, so fuck NBC Ever since Carson left, Leno and that rainbow peacock have been bedding each other for years But when you get your own REAL show, wherever that may be Your ratings through the roof, will cock-block those suckers and you will forever be freeeee